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He's a dead horse, reasoning with him is near to impossible so its really not worth talking about him.

Dilong AKA Corey Kessinger's current thought process:

Hello, I am Dilong. Over the few years, I LIED. I like big boobs! I LIKE HOTBLOODED MANLY MEN and BISHIE MEN TOO! I like QUIRKY, SMART GIRLS!!!!! I like SPONGEBOB not because it's funny, BUT BECAUSE IT'S THE ONLY SHOW I CAN WATCH AND UNDERSTAND....

HOW DARE YOU MISUNDERSTAND ME?!!!!

EVERYTHING IN THE UNIVERSE BELONGS TO ME!! You all belong to me!!!! all your things belongs to me, ALL MATTER, ENERGY SPACE AND TIME BELONGS TO ME!!! EVERYTHING IN EXISTANCE BELONGS TO ME, BECAUSE I SAY SO, I DO WHAT I WANT AND WHAT I CAN GET AWAY WITH!!

BECAUSE I AM DILONG!!!! DILONG THE GREAT!!!! *Dilong is yelling this to no one.*

Dilong: YES! I, DILONG AM THE ALMIGHTY LORD OF THE SPERGS! MY LORDS ARE BARON SPONGEBOB, LORD DELGADO, CHIEF NEFARIOUS AND FINALLY, GLORIOUS UBERBISHIE, YUKI SOHMA!

I SHALL DESTROY ALL WHO WON'T TAKE MINE AS UNDENIABLE FACT AND AS TRYFAG! FOR AM I THE LORD OF TRYFAGGOTRY AND NONSENSE!

SO COME, JON HYON IF YOU DARE, YOU CAN BRING YOUR ARMY OF STEEDS BUT THEY'LL NEVER MATCH MY.... DALEK ENFORCERS AND THE WAR CHIEF, Moffat! TREMBLE BEFORE HIS MIGHT TREMBLE!

SO, WANNA TRY ME NOW?! HUH, DO YA, YOU LOWLY PEASANT!?

SO DECREES THE MANCHILD DILONG! SILENCE! *breaks his hand into three places.* WAAAAAAAA!!!!! IT HURTS!!!!! WHY DID I DO THAT?!! BAWWWWW!!!!!!! *Breaks his hand into further places because he fails*

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